Cosmic sweets crafted with stardust and magic from across the galaxy
From the finest cosmic flour to the rarest stardust ingredients, each slice is a journey through sweetness
First created in 2124, this cake was temporarily banned in four sectors after an unfortunate incident involving two confectioners, a sugar crystal storm, and a very confused space cat. Each slice is so rich it creates its own event horizon of flavor.
We'll bring it back… if the Galactic Confectionery Board ever lets us.
Originally crafted on the dairy moons of Kepler-22b, this milkshake was famed for its crystalline sugar meteors and stardust whipped cream.
Production ceased after the last herd of comet cows migrated beyond charted space. We're on the waiting list for the next migration.
Steeped in zero-gravity chambers using leaves from the rare Singularity Shrub. The flavor is said to exist in a quantum state until it touches your tongue.
The last shipment entered a black hole supply route and… well, you can guess the rest.
Perfect for quick refueling between wormhole jumps or while waiting for your ship's repairs
Baked in our retired meteor oven, each bagel develops its own unique crater pattern. The last oven mishap hurled three bagels into low orbit, where they remain to this day, occasionally photobombing passing satellites.
We'll restock when it's safe to fire the oven again.
An invention of necessity: our old gravity generator broke down mid-lunch rush, sending melted cheese and chips drifting lazily around the dining room. Guests loved it so much, we made it a menu item.
We've been out ever since the anti-gravity tech went to auction.
Hearty meals for space travelers who've worked up an appetite conquering the cosmos
This slow-cooked blend of space beans, meteor peppers, and tangy comet tail seasoning was once our most popular winter dish.
Sadly, our chili pot achieved sentience and joined a wandering caravan of spice merchants last year.
An enormous single slice, rumored to be cut from the "Great Pie" baked annually on Ceres.
The delivery ship carrying our last order was intercepted by pirates, who demanded extra toppings before releasing it into the void.
Sweet endings to your cosmic culinary journey, crafted with stardust and a touch of magic
A dessert so dense it has its own gravitational pull. Our last batch accidentally absorbed a teaspoon, a dessert fork, and a customer's left shoe.
We're still running calculations to determine when they might re-emerge.
Three scoops of ice cream placed in precise orbital patterns around a brownie planet, with caramel rings.
Unfortunately, our last sundae achieved actual escape velocity and is now believed to be somewhere over Neptune.
Legendary dishes that have achieved mythical status throughout the galaxy
A sampler of delicacies from across the known universe: Nebula noodles, Titan tempura, and Europa icefish.
Temporarily suspended after a trade dispute with the Gliese Culinary Council.
An assortment of imported extraterrestrial greens, tentacle pickles, and "mystery spheres" from a planet whose name cannot be pronounced in human vocal range.
Off the menu until our translator finishes its reboot cycle.
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